Big Bro

G'day mate....!

I read you wanna be a Banana Bender? If you are not a Joe Bloggs, you will definitely get a diving job there!

Well, I hope you are still Happy as Larry. She'll be Apples, don't be a bludger, you can't be True Blue in a week! You can always become a kiwi or go to the Never Never !!!

Have you seen some Blackfella's yet? If so, ask him to blow his didgeridoo...
How many dead marines did you score already? Or don't you have any grog? Try a long neck sometime!
Did you buy some dinki di yet?
Are you still planning to be come a grommie?

TIP: Order snags with a pot next time you are in a pub! Or just go to a tuckshop and ask for a pie floater....
TIP two: Don't forget to put a franga on your donga when you see a nice sheila... :)

And finaly; I know that you will see Noah's Ark eating some yabbie someday. Just hold your horses and do some hard Yakka!!!

See yah,
grtz,
Your Big Bro